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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

the crime of century

Thank you to everybody for all the birthday wishes!!!! 

I didn't do much on my birthday, but that's okay. :) 

Unfortunately, a horrible crime was committed, and I'm actually pretty upset about it. 

My pink flamingos were stolen from in front of my house. They lit up and I've had them for about 9 months, and today, somebody stole them from me. I'm pretty bummed about the whole thing. Plus, I can't find anymore like them that light up on the internet.

I'm going to get more flamingos and I'll padlock them to my deck if I have to. But I will win this fight. I'm going to fill my yard with lots and lots of tacky flamingos. I'll show them. (I'm not sure what exactly, but I will show them. You'll see.)


  1. I like that plan to fill your yard with tons of flamingos... do it! I'll help!

  2. I don't know if it's a wise decision to post your address and phone number but, I guess it's worth a shot if you really want your flamingos back. (I have them, by the way, and it's going to take a LOT more than $25 to get them back. Details to follow.)

  3. The person above is lying. I am the Big Brother saboteur, and I have your flamingos. If you do what I want you will see your precious flamingos again, if not they will perish. Sleep with one eye open, Manda.

  4. Awe, I'm sorry your babies were stolen :( Maybe it is just a friend playing a practical joke!